Nic Hamilton - Saturday Night Lyrics

Jenny says it's Monday, Davey thinks it's Sunday
Wishing it was it was Saturday night
I was stuck on New Wave, Billy got a toupee
Says it gave his mother a fright
Then he says he lost it, left in his pocket
But now we're back on Saturday night

There upon the green, the meanest guy you've seen
He's looking for some trouble alright
But Pennie says she's gettin' taught by a Tibetan
Her Martial Arts means no need to fight
So she takes the guy aside to pacify
It's just another Saturday night

Talking while we're walking, no-one is absorbing
Each star of our own little show
Rene says she's leaving, still not quite believing
Nobody is stopping her go
Will she get the last train, is she maybe insane?
After all it's Saturday night

The next one as it 'appens is spent just South of Clapham
With a lovely guy she met on the train
Even as they're kissing the old crowd still she's missing
Just right then it started to rain
He proffers an umbrella, OK, what a fellah
Maybe things will turn out alright...

That would be a turn up, wow, what a turn up?
For a Saturday night!