Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World Lyrics

Sittin in my boxers, eating AppleJacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world, oh
Wacking off to late night Cinamax
Welcome to my world,
Jaggermeister and captain crunch, nicotine and the brady bunch
Building a boat out of pudding cups
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Nonstop no girl action, without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world

Now you needn't shed a tear
Because I got waffles and I got beer
And I've got Mr.Belvadear

Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Nonstop no girl action, without you
Yeah

Don't want to be here
Don't want to be here tonight
Can't stand another epsiode of Cheers tonight
I hate Woody, I hate Diane
Fraiser and Norman, and that dumbass mail man