nedped - What All About Lyrics

Asked my PC guru what it's really all about
And I got an answer
What is what all about?
That's when I started to shout
What is what all about?

From quarter to two until half past three
I stayed alert as an owl
Scouring the wire for a word of truth
Threw in the towel when I encountered the words:
"Not allowed"

Word is goin' 'round that the world's not truly round
But I think we're quibbling over the shades of words
Buggies bumping, babies hugging
Clinging to their mums
Mamamamama, Dadadadada, Dah
Baby, it's starting to rain
Let's not get pulled down the drain

Maybe it's not such a bad idea
To step out of the parade
A blast from the past and the future glows
but I'm not having much of a view from the end of my row

If someone cool could tell me what I really want to do
See, I've half a notion to get up and go somewhere
Vanish right into thin air
Stay out of everyone's hair

Jumped in my car and I throttled the engine
Then took it out for a spin
Drove to a bar where my tender told me I was a bard
But I heard him to say I was barred

Abruptly I departed thinking never to return
Till I got a clarification from a dream
I'd been the star of a show
Funny how I never know

Asked my PC guru what it's really all about
And I got an answer
What is what all about?
That's when I started to shout
What is what all about?