Mr Bones - Man the Fort Lyrics

No pain no gain, keep the fire burning
Got a bruised and broken heart, see my good luck running
Hole in my plumbing, demons are coming
Take a sip of whiskey coz I need my mind numbing
I say I'll do it. but I know I won't
Hard to look forward when you don't have hope
The only hope I got's at the end of a rope
Then I'll vanish like smoke from a toke on the dope
Release my cats on the clap trap rats
Hit em off the bat, hit a tree like a lumberjack
Then I hit Jack 21 on the blackjack table
Mind state unstable like a table that's disabled
Maple on my bagel, voice all nasal
Cained with Able gazing at your mum's navel
Plane to Naples with the gift of the gab
Get the cab to the stables yo

Stuck like a ship in a port
I wanna man the fort
I can't even hold court

People go quiet when I enter the room
Slap your birds arse till it's like a baboon
Give me some room I need to breathe deep
Through my discoloured teeth
Speak, words heal like peace
Still act like a cunt yeah call me the chief
Ticker's beat quicker when I bicker on the liquor
Sicker than a stripper sucking raw chicken dippers
Hot like lava, rap Che Guavara
See me in the pub mine sweeping pints of lager
Stepping like a yeti, on waves like a jetty
Becky got me sweaty while I'm sitting on her settee
Relentless repent as I enter the centre
Read em like a letter then I return to sender
I'm so bad, give Bam Bigalo a tan
Tell his mam I'm the man and get her fix my scran

Stuck like a ship in a port
I wanna man the fort
I can't even hold court