Mike Daly, The Planets - Kill a Clown (No, Not Really) Lyrics

Kill A Clown (No, Not Really)
Mike Daly and the Planets

I am a peaceful man
I do the best I can
But when the pain starts rainin' down
I find me a circus and I kill a clown

Take a painted-on smile
And turn it upside down
Yeah, it's fun
Grab a gun
Kill a clown

I killed a clown in Kalamazoo
Made him choke on his own kazoo
I killed ten clowns in Zanzibar
Ran 'em off the road in their tiny car

Take a painted-on smile
And turn it upside down
When you're bored
Grab a sword
Kill a clown

I killed a clown from outer space
'Cause he was all up in my face
I killed a clown from the underground
It took a lead red shoe to bring him down

Take a painted-on smile
And turn it upside down
Take a sock
Full o' rocks
Kill a clown

Soon the cops were on my trail
They picked me up and they put me in jail
Five minutes later, the chief came down
He said "Let the man go -- he only killed a clown"
Take a painted-on smile
And turn it upside down
Don't be scared
No one cares
Kill a clown