Mickey Darling - Protein Shake Lyrics

She has a nice beard
Has a mustache
Has a nice teeth
& she has a big ass
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
So sweet
So sweet
Of u to bone me
But babe i’ve been around
Ur nothing new
Backseat
Backseat
I had u soaking
Oh & i swear i drank u up like
Apple juice
Low key
Low key
Smelt like bologna
But baby i don’t wanna put the
Blame on u
So weak
So weak
U need some protein
So let me slip inside then i’ll give
Some to u
But i don’t even love myself
So how could i expect u to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don’t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake
Told me i should just shut up
I know that
Sometimes i can be too much
But fuck that
I’m not even sorry that i hurt u
It's my pity party thought i warned u
Told me i should just grow up
I felt that
Every time i fall in love
Regret that
Don’t trust me i’ll only just desert u
Guarantee i’ll eat u like dessert too
But i don’t even love myself
So how could i expect u to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don’t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake
Now i’m in ur room sitting bedside
Saying that i’m hungry for the 400th time
U seem to always ignore me when its date night
Ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time
So then i get in a mood i blame the white wine
& now i’m screaming again for like the 400th time
& u don’t ask to me fuck i guess its implied
I guess its implied babe i guess its implied
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don’t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake
I don't want to hold hands
I don't want ur romance
& i don't need ur slow dance to know that
I'm broken

She has a nice beard
Has a mustache
Has a nice teeth
& she has a big ass
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
So sweet
So sweet
Of u to bone me
But babe i’ve been around
Ur nothing new
Backseat
Backseat
I had u soaking
Oh & i swear i drank u up like
Apple juice
Low key
Low key
Smelt like bologna
But baby i don’t wanna put the
Blame on u
So weak
So weak
U need some protein
So let me slip inside then i’ll give
Some to u
But i don’t even love myself
So how could i expect u to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don’t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake
Told me i should just shut up
I know that
Sometimes i can be too much
But fuck that
I’m not even sorry that i hurt u
It's my pity party thought i warned u
Told me i should just grow up
I felt that
Every time i fall in love
Regret that
Don’t trust me i’ll only just desert u
Guarantee i’ll eat u like dessert too
But i don’t even love myself
So how could i expect u to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don’t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake
Now i’m in ur room sitting bedside
Saying that i’m hungry for the 400th time
U seem to always ignore me when its date night
Ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time
So then i get in a mood i blame the white wine
& now i’m screaming again for like the 400th time
& u don’t ask to me fuck i guess its implied
I guess its implied babe i guess its implied
U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don’t need to hold hands
To know that
I’m broken
& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don’t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake
I don't want to hold hands
I don't want ur romance
& i don't need ur slow dance to know that
I'm broken