MF DOOM - The Time We Faced Doom (skit) Lyrics

When this reporter babe get here
She gon' be on our tip, man
You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here
All kind of long articles and stuff

(Flash message top secret ultra)

Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper
That's gonna be the end, secret exposed
His face, for everyone to see man (ears only)
That's the wack, you know

Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man?
That's gon' get my man big fame, man
(Arrange temporary transfer this agency) Cash money too

Yo, but what about money? Yeah
If I do this interview (Metal Face DOOM)
Will, you know, will I get paid for it? (Your concurrence in the above is assumed)
Hell yeah, man You gon' get G's

Yo, where do you get your information from?
"You're gonna get paid,"
You don't get paid for an interview and shit (notify MF, KMD, GYP)
You don't get paid for that (CM effective immediately)
Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money

Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man
I don't, I don't want my pictures in the papers, man

Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works (top secret ultra end of message)
You're gonna get cash money for this
You might not get the money, like, right now
But you gon' have money like Barry White, man
You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do
When you get this publicity, man

Um
Huh

Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?

(I ain't sayin' nothing)

Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?

Alright
Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders
With destruction of every major city on earth

Headquarters

Good evening

Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone
What's on your evil mind

Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well
I have plotted my revenge on you, now I shall have it
Bid farewell to your friends

Doom hates us all
But in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me

Operation Doomsday