MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap Lyrics

Generic crunk rap

Club promoter, lars you're on in ten minutes you ready?
Mc lars, I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics
Club promoter, alright, just remember it's crunk night
Mc lars, in that case, I guess it won't be a problem

This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism
We'd like to thank bentley, alizé champagne, and sean
Jean clothing we'd like to thank the record industry for
Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop
Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,
Superficial entertainment

Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot
Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot
Rhyme about my clothes
Props to my hometown (carmel valley)
Lyrics that say nothing, 'cause that's how we get down
Phrase about my clique, don't step to me punk
Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk
Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way
It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say

Generic crunk rap (what) generic crunk rap (yeah)
Generic crunk rap (what) we don't mess around
Generic crunk rap (yeah) generic crunk rap (what)
Generic crunk rap (yeah) you like our dirty sound

Buy cars (get crunk) take shots (get crunk)
Have sex (get crunk) spend money (get crunk)
Buy cars (get crunk) take shots (get crunk)
Have sex (get crunk) spend money (get crunk)

Phrase about my car, rhyme about my crew (volvo)
Rap about how much more crunk I am than you
Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling
Chorus where I scream cause I don't know how to sing
Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40's
Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties
Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics
Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit

Generic crunk rap (what) generic crunk rap (yeah)
Generic crunk rap (what) we don't mess around
Generic crunk rap (yeah) generic crunk rap (what)
Generic crunk rap (yeah) you like our dirty sound
Buy clothes (get crunk) hennesy (get crunk)
Escalades (get crunk) spend money (get crunk)
Buy cars (get crunk) take shots (get crunk)
Have sex (get crunk) spend money (get crunk)

Grandmaster flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
Krs, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
Run-dmc, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
But who can argue with the charts
When we're sitting at the top?
Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
Chuck d, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
De la soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
And we're making so much money
That we ain't about to stop

Coca cola (get crunk) nike (get crunk)
Mcdonalds (get crunk) disney (get crunk)
Fox network (get crunk) armani (get crunk)
Gap clothing (get crunk) mercedes (get crunk)
Dkny (get crunk) courvoisier (get crunk)
Prada (get crunk) wal-mart (get crunk)
Chucky cheese (get crunk) ralph lauren (get crunk)
G-unit sneakers (get crunk) louis vuitton (get crunk)
I'm just playing lil jon you know I love you