mc chris - Sad Sack Lyrics

Had to talk about in my notepad
Something goin' on in my gonads
Got a glossy finish like it's Kodak
You might say "That's not my business"
Yeah I know that
While I'm dreamin' there was
Semen in my undies
Young, dumb, full of cum Solomon Grundy
(Grrrr)
I mainly grip it for a minute then I pass out
I'm having crazy stripper dreams
With they ass out
I always try to cater to compulsions
Now I'm waking to a boner that's convulsing
You might say that is
Repulsive and disgusting
Guess you get the ghost when you're bustin'
I wonder why this happens but I draw blanks
I guess my seeds need a
Release from their Shawshank
My kernels gone nocturnal, it's a cruel crime
And my Tim's gotta swim when it's Tool Time

Sad sack, liquid on your lap
Stewin' in your fluid because
You forgot to fap
Wad blown, time to change your clothes
Can't go to bed till you beat your bone
Sad sack, liquid on your lap
Stewin' in your fluid because
You forgot to fap
Wad blown, time to change your clothes
Can't go to bed till you beat your bone

Life is callous and cruel
Then a laugh and a lark
There's some drool on my tool a
Water park in the dark
There is paste in my pants
Something brief in my briefs
I have a little less cum
It was stolen by thieves
There's a bit of my goo in
My Fruit of the Looms
My tighties ain't so whitey
Lost a few of my dudes
I don't mean to be crude
I don't mean to be crass
I just ejaculated as it was fated to pass
I must not have masturbated
That's really the shock
Or I didn't have a dream
Where I'm hunted or stalked
Instead I get a betty who
Starts petting my cock
There's jam in my pajamas instead of my socks
Anything can happen and most
Women could do it if I forget to fap then my
Brain must drain the fluid
I woke up to some wetness
You can bet this was normal
Dreams can make me cream because
They're glory hole portals

Sad sack, liquid on your lap
Stewin' in your fluid because
You forgot to fap
Wad blown, time to change your clothes
Can't go to bed till you beat your bone
Sad sack, liquid on your lap
Stewin' in your fluid because
You forgot to fap
Wad blown, time to change your clothes
Can't go to bed till you beat your bone

Slave Leia?! What are ya doin' here?
Ah what hey come on no
Hey listen, your job is property
You're not supposed to be

Hey listen, keep your hands to yourself
Selena Gomez
Hey w-w-wait wait, hold on a second wha hey
Oh my god, she's sucking my dick

Sad sack, liquid on your lap
Stewin' in your fluid because
You forgot to fap
Wad blown, time to change your clothes
Can't go to bed till you beat your bone
Sad sack, liquid on your lap
Stewin' in your fluid because
You forgot to fap
Wad blown, time to change your clothes
Can't go to bed till you beat your bone