mc chris - Hipster Hunter Lyrics

BROOKLYN!

I reside in Brooklyn let it be known
2005 the water front was the zone
That's when I arrived I was
Fresh off the boat
The isle was ATL and it was swell to be home
Couldn't go to Queens
Greek priests look like sith
Couldn't go to Bronx cause that's
Where the real rappers live
Couldn't live in Jersey cause some
Ex's wanna hurt me
Couldn't happen in Manhattan cause I'm
Just a fan like fergie
So even though it really hurt I
Went ahead with Billy Burke
And it was so convenient the break
Seemed like this could really work
Then I started countin' jerks found them
Out was quite a stir
Had to get Excel just to tell
How many that there were
Easy to identify I learned how to hunt them
Missing from the crib and first to
Flame them and I dumped them
Know what I say fuck them
A defensively fashioned function
You think that they'd be fun
But that's a dumb assumption
Party's nonstop til cops come a
Knockin' til bodies start bobbin'
I'm the hipster hunter
Prescription pill popping, collective
Cock blockin', i'm dead d bag droppin
I'm the hipster hunter

Cause they're borderline squatters
Peg legged bastards jeans so tight make your
Balls say the password
My point is these is pirates
And they all got bands
They got really cute girlfriend's all
I got's my hand
You don't even understand how I
Can mock a motley crew
I prefer a park with cynics
A park with Polish prostitutes
I prefer piano why because their
Sound is really sad
No one seems to noticed monsters rarely
Have to make these bands
I detect your defects are in need for respect
And Mr boogie nights with the
Very hairy v neck
Hey asshole wearin' scary specs like
You are Tom Daschle hang you off a roof make
You hum Crystal Castles
It's invite only to my gallery show
Then I turn on the gas
Cause they all gotta goooo
You cut coke like it's class you
Beg for a bus pass rock the Rachel Ray scarf
And Glenn Frey's moustache

Party's nonstop til cops come a
Knockin' til bodies start bobbin'
I'm the hipster hunter
Prescription pill popping collective
Cock blockin' i'm dead d bag droppin
I'm the hipster hunter
I'm the hipster hunter