Maxo Kream - LOCAL JOKER Lyrics

Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door
Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"

Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door
Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"
Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh
I was puttin' ki's in the motor like Toyota, huh
'Til I made the Lambo' order it's matte black just like my Rover
Cops patrollin', pulled me over, he tryna make his quota
Search the car because we smokin', he ain't even find a toaster
Law man asked me where I'm goin', on my way to sell a quarter
But it's persona that I'm servin', no more gas back in detergent
Why you drivin' fast and swerve? 'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous
He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about a feature
Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was

Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'
Trappin', rappin', now I'm global
I get paid to spit my vocals
I am not a local joker
No more sleepin' on the sofa
Crib in Cali, I'm bicoastal
Autograph and signing posters
I am not a local joker

It get hectic in my section
So my Smith & Wesson dirty (dirty)
Keep an FN when I'm steppin', just like Stephen, it shoot thirty
Houston, Texas, what I'm reppin'
Known for purple syrup and swangin'
But murder block, Texas, known for murkin', totin' banger
When I go back to my hood, I see them same old niggas
On the same old shit, with them same old issues
Tried to show 'em if I did it, they could probably do it bigger
But all we ever talk about is them same old bitches and them same old stories and them same old figures
We was stackin' up in high school, for them Jordans, we would kill you
I could lead you to the water but can't paddle your canoe
Reminisce 'bout money doin' stupid shit we used to do like

Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'
Trappin', rappin', now I'm global
I get paid to spit my vocals
I am not a local joker
No more sleepin' on the sofa
Crib in Cali, I'm bicoastal
Autograph and signing posters
I am not a local joker