Mark Johnson, Jamie Lissow - A Guy Like Me Lyrics

Wayne Gretzky once said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
That said, he was way better at hockey then you are with girls
They say in life you don't have much time
So tonight's the night I wanna make her mine
There's more to me then her eyes can see
She could never look twice at a guy like me
I don't know man
Maybe the reason she wouldn't look twice is
Because the first time she saw you she got a good look at you
I'm not trying to be negative but I'll bet
Even if you delivered her a pizza in a porno
she would just take the pizza and then shut the door
She could never end up with a guy like you
She could really end up with a guy like me
Something's gotta give
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
Dude, just talk to her
You never know… how you'll get rejected
In my mind I've gone insane
As she cracks a smile and plays her games
If your love were a game it would be Sorry
Can't let these voices bring me down
I know I've got a shot this time around
Something's gotta give
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
I don't know… Maybe if you won the lottery…
Or if you were someone else
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
It's getting harder, and harder for me to breathe
Maybe you should stop holding your breath
Would she ever, go out with a guy like me
I don't think this needs to be multiple choice
The answers never, She's just a fantasy
I think the only problem she'd have with that fantasy is that you're in it
Something's gotta give
Maybe you should give… up
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
I think if you were the last two people on earth
She would still put you in the friend zone and keep her options open
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
Something's gotta give
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
Listen man, I don't mean to be cruel
But this girl is out of your league
In fact she's playing a different sport
And you can't even get a ticket to the game
Maybe try online dating?
Tinder, Hinge, Losersonly.com
You know something more your speed?
Wait. I think I've got it
The perfect place for you to find a companion that can't say no
It's Petfinder.com

Wayne Gretzky once said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
That said, he was way better at hockey then you are with girls
They say in life you don't have much time
So tonight's the night I wanna make her mine
There's more to me then her eyes can see
She could never look twice at a guy like me
I don't know man
Maybe the reason she wouldn't look twice is
Because the first time she saw you she got a good look at you
I'm not trying to be negative but I'll bet
Even if you delivered her a pizza in a porno
she would just take the pizza and then shut the door
She could never end up with a guy like you
She could really end up with a guy like me
Something's gotta give
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
Dude, just talk to her
You never know… how you'll get rejected
In my mind I've gone insane
As she cracks a smile and plays her games
If your love were a game it would be Sorry
Can't let these voices bring me down
I know I've got a shot this time around
Something's gotta give
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
I don't know… Maybe if you won the lottery…
Or if you were someone else
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
It's getting harder, and harder for me to breathe
Maybe you should stop holding your breath
Would she ever, go out with a guy like me
I don't think this needs to be multiple choice
The answers never, She's just a fantasy
I think the only problem she'd have with that fantasy is that you're in it
Something's gotta give
Maybe you should give… up
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
I think if you were the last two people on earth
She would still put you in the friend zone and keep her options open
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
Something's gotta give
There's gotta be a way
For a girl like her to love a guy like me
If she could just
Read between the lines
Then I know she'd see
She's the one for me
Listen man, I don't mean to be cruel
But this girl is out of your league
In fact she's playing a different sport
And you can't even get a ticket to the game
Maybe try online dating?
Tinder, Hinge, Losersonly.com
You know something more your speed?
Wait. I think I've got it
The perfect place for you to find a companion that can't say no
It's Petfinder.com