Lou Heffernan - My Big Mouth (Remastered) Lyrics

I told my girl she didn't mean a thing to me anymore
It just slipped out, I don't know how
I didn't mean it
But she walked out the door

Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know

I told my boss where he could go
You know, that hot place that never rains
I thought he needed me
Thought he'd beg and plead
But he just watched me slip down the drain

Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know

I told a cop he should drop the jelly donut
I told my lawyer I didn't have a dime
I told the judge he should get a clue
And to lose the dress and start fightin' crime

I told the warden that I wanted weekends off
I told the guards not to wake me 'til nine
I told my 400-pound cell-mate Bubba
To kiss me where the sun don't
Oh man

Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know

Me and my big mouth