Los Campesinos! - Songs About Your Girlfriend Lyrics

You did not like us 'cause your girlfriend likely does
And all your friends agree on her soft spot for me
I'll have my hot hands over her soft spots soon you will see

But if you want a list of all her favourite bits
Then next time I am free, quite comprehensively
Then I will scrawl them all down for you as an apology

Tell her the times we shared, what's broke has been repaired
? of our old jokes of ones that death beats hope
But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed

Oh I hung on your every word
Til we were interrupted by the birds
Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping, Oh your mask is slipping'

Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just songs out of spite since you came too early

'Cause I've never made her smile like that
And she never made me smile right back
Although I always made her purr like a cat
And I never made her smile like that

She stubbed a whole club's crest on me with cigarettes
It's just to match the bird upon her football shirt
She would lift up me, She would wear that thing like a skirt

The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes
She painted my lips red so that we both ensured
I kissed her every inch, my god the girl looked like she'd burned

Oh I hung on your every word
Til we were interrupted by the birds
Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping,
Oh your mask is slipping'

Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just songs out of spite since you came too early

Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just when my heart is on

'Cause I've never made her smile like that
And she never made me smile right back
Although I always made her purr like a cat
And I never made her smile like that