LL COOL J - That's a Lie Lyrics

Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man
A hundred and thousand watch, man
I sell it to you for four hundred
You got eighty?
Dig dig this, man
I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man

I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind
That's a lie

You know what my records is about, man
You know how much money we get, man, come on
(You're a liar)
Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums
(That's a lie) I'm gettin' cold money every day
(You're a liar)
You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office

You lied about the lies that you lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut
You claim to do things no one could achieve
You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe
That's a lie

I got this Japanese girl, man Lee, man
Takes good care of me (you're a liar)
Yo, she's so def, man
Wipes my butt (that's a lie)
Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin'
(You're a liar)
You seen my new Mercedes, man?

Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw
You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor
Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school
You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner table and drooled
Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed
You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels
That's a lie

I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin 'bout? (You're a liar)
I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it (that's a lie)
Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man
(You're a liar) Yo, why you be illin, man?
You know what time, what time it is

Then you start to lie about things you don't have
You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab
Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle
You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle
You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few
'There are 8 million stories' and they're all made up by you
That's a lie

Yo what else think when Rush, man
Gives you the biggest medallion you ever saw (You're a liar)
It's gon' keep the bullets off your back
(That's a lie)
You know why stations play our records?
'Cause the kids'll tear the station apart
Kids'll rip it down, the club's ready for this

Said your grandmother's twenty when your mother's twenty five
Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive
You said you used toothpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold
A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole
That's a lie

Yo man all the girls everywhere talkin' about Rush
(You're a liar)
Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day (that's a lie)
Talkin' so much about 'Rush, Rush,' every time
(You're liar)
That hoes just be beefin', man Rush this and Rush that' (that's a lie)
World's biggest thing, man Rush is gettin' all the money, man
(You're liar) down for the wheel down for the money, ya understand me?
(That's a lie)
That they be rollin' that shit in my office all day
(You're a liar)
Nothin' but money, and it be green
(That's a lie)

Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man
Rush gets money, man (you're liar)
My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green and gold
(That's a lie)
I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man
(You're a liar)
I just wanna look good, man so I got one
(That's a lie)
Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man
Jewels be them thangs (you're a liar)
Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff
(That's a lie) man, I got nine hundred pairs of Reeboks
man I got every pair of Adidas (You're a liar)
I got every color of Adidas they ever made, man
(That's a lie)
My man Steve, that's a porno star, man
And he be bringin' them hoes to the house (you're a liar)
Word man, they be over my house
(That's a lie) yo, that girl at my house, man Lee, man
She cleans up behind me, man
(You're a liar) Yo, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man
(That's a lie)
Yo man, sweet little Japanese thing, man takin' care of me, man
(That's a lie)