Knuckle Deep - Breaking News Lyrics

Breaking news
Infamous synthpop duo Knuckle Deep
Have just released their debut album
One Big Happy Family
And the reviews are in
Hey Sharks, it's me again
Back for my fourth attempt on Shark Tank
To present to you
Sudoku for Women
Tune in to TBS tonight to watch
Scrimblo O'Blimblo
That's me
Hosting The Scrimblo O'Blimblo Show
With tonight's host
Me
Everything sounds very distant
And the vocals are out of tune at times
There is a clear lack of songwriting in general as well
And the mix as a whole is not very good
Twelve out of a hundred
Well, come on down to Morton's Unlicensed Car Shop
Where we have Boyota, Kevy, Hornda
Do you like balls
Dude, I love balls
Then you'll really love Balls Plus Plus
Holy shit
Balls Plus Plus
Balls Plus Plus
Vocals are totally offensive to the human ear
And I actually like screamo bands
Even if they were in key
They are way too loud in the mix
Are you seriously masturbating all alone
By yourself
You're going to hell
You're gonna get sent
Why don't you come on down to
Jim Pickin's Slim Pickins
All-You-Can-Eat-if-We-Have-It Buffet
You can get all you can eat from our
Underpaid, spit-in-the-food chefs
I like thet punk vibes here
Five out of a hundred
My buttplug slipping into my anal cavity
That's why I use Razorback's Buttplug Base Extender
Come on down to Diaper Dan's Diaper Depot
Woo! I love diapers

Breaking news
Infamous synthpop duo Knuckle Deep
Have just released their debut album
One Big Happy Family
And the reviews are in
Hey Sharks, it's me again
Back for my fourth attempt on Shark Tank
To present to you
Sudoku for Women
Tune in to TBS tonight to watch
Scrimblo O'Blimblo
That's me
Hosting The Scrimblo O'Blimblo Show
With tonight's host
Me
Everything sounds very distant
And the vocals are out of tune at times
There is a clear lack of songwriting in general as well
And the mix as a whole is not very good
Twelve out of a hundred
Well, come on down to Morton's Unlicensed Car Shop
Where we have Boyota, Kevy, Hornda
Do you like balls
Dude, I love balls
Then you'll really love Balls Plus Plus
Holy shit
Balls Plus Plus
Balls Plus Plus
Vocals are totally offensive to the human ear
And I actually like screamo bands
Even if they were in key
They are way too loud in the mix
Are you seriously masturbating all alone
By yourself
You're going to hell
You're gonna get sent
Why don't you come on down to
Jim Pickin's Slim Pickins
All-You-Can-Eat-if-We-Have-It Buffet
You can get all you can eat from our
Underpaid, spit-in-the-food chefs
I like thet punk vibes here
Five out of a hundred
My buttplug slipping into my anal cavity
That's why I use Razorback's Buttplug Base Extender
Come on down to Diaper Dan's Diaper Depot
Woo! I love diapers