Jonathan White - 2 Tomcats Lyrics

Two-ton Trevor took a letter to the vetter marked confidential
He said I shoulda known better than to stretch a moonbeam to it's full potential
I took a bite of the apple and a ride in a Bentley Continental
I don't really give a fuck about things it was purely ornamental

Two tomcats knocking on my door
In the middle of the night
Looking for a fight
I tried to stay polite
Coming round here with a bagful of gear
Like a dirty parasite
Whosoever
Whatsoever
Go and fly a kite

Everywhere I go
It seems appropriate to know
About the world
Everywhere I see
The different cultures known to me
Gonna carry on

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I've given all I can but I never had a plan and now I'm facing a crisis
I'm hanging upside down intertwined in the trappings of my own devices
Exasperation desperation titillation fornication
Very informal
You got a smug face straight back
Walking down the street
Like it's totally normal

Two tomcats knocking on my door
In the middle of the night
Looking for a fight
I tried to stay polite
Coming round here with a bagful of gear
Like a dirty parasite
Whosoever
Whatsoever
Go and fly a kite

Why does it seem to have to be
Sanctimonious nonsense fills my day
Predominantly
It's so impossible to breathe
To the world in which we live
It's never wise to be naïve

Everywhere I go
It seems appropriate to know
All about the world
Everywhere I see
The different cultures known to me
Gonna carry on

Two tomcats knocking on my door
In the middle of the night
Looking for a fight
I tried to stay polite
Coming round here with a bagful of gear
Like a dirty parasite
Whosoever
Whatsoever
Go and fly a kite

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