Jonathan Markwood's Hoo-Hah Conspiracy - This Is The Truth Lyrics

Mr Gradlintle this week
Ate his lunch in the arid old heat
Regaling all that his heart beats
To go tripping up folk with his clown feet
Watching the rain as it falls
Fall on the little dog's paws
Jack laughed at that and sat on his hat
And that was the end of the mad old cat

One more time if you please
One more time if you please

This is the truth everybody
And we all play along
Sing me a truth John Walrus Pauly
We can all sing along

The landlord was grim faced and soiled
He was commonly moaning and oiled
Fed people pies from sand and flies
And laughed as they choked and recoiled
He came to a sticky old end
When the wife of his very best friend
Baked him a bake from the mud in lake
Pretending the mud was a chocolate cake

One more time if you please
One more time if you please

This is the truth everybody
And we all play along
Sing me a truth John Walrus Pauly
We can all sing along

And Gerald Montague Smyth and that Stacey girl
Danced with Lorna and Hairshirt til Minnesota rolled in

That's right!

This is the truth everybody
And we all play along
Sing me a truth John Walrus Pauly
We can all sing along
This is the truth everybody
And we all play along
Sing me a truth John Walrus Pauly
We can all sing along

This is the truth!
This is the truth!