Jonathan Coulton - Mr. Fancypants Lyrics

Chances are your pants are not as fancy ad the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybody's marching in the Fancy Pants Parade
He's gonna pass the test, he's gonna be the best
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog, you shop in every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
And suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen
And even though you know it's gonna cost alot of dough, you have to have the world's best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
The whole world knows, it's only cloths, and deep inside he's sad

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it's true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
And everybody cheers as he's blinking back the tears, he doesn't even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
It's all he had, but don't feel bad, he'd do the same to you