Jetpack Brandon, Erik Cain - Happy Chemtrails Lyrics

Uh I got my jet pack jet fuel
Nothing feels better than having people that get you
Whatever it is, I really hope that you get through
You’re beautiful, the opposite of what you’ve been through
My mother told me the reach for the sky
You never know what happens
If you never try
So I go online trying to be a college guy
But when I applied
I got access denied
Hot damn
Why admissions wanna shoot me down?
I guess cause my GPA didn’t make a sound
I just wanted to go out and smash the city
Is it my fault that I thought A&T stood for ass and titties?
Ass and titties
Ass and titties
Damn you got an ass girl! and you got titties!
Wake up in the morning Apex legends on my mind
Up mountains I will climb down slopes I will slide
I’m using Pathfinder even though he’s not my kind
But to escape all these problems I could use a zip line
OK make way for the toothpick guy
I’ll admit, it sounds better than the toothless guy
I just built up my courage and I jumped off the porch
Not counting the fact it’s only 2 feet high
I tell you now if you’re gay I’m only 2 feet shy
I got a job interview in wore a 2 feet tie
I walked in with two shoes like any 2 feet guy
I got the job and lost the job I gave a 2 feet try
I’m talking vivid but my vision’s with the misfits right now
Call the pickles need to talk to Dr. Lipschitz Right now
He said “Brandon you need to take your meds you need to calm down”
I sprinkled deemz into my bowl right now I cannot come down
And when I think happy thoughts that’s how I activate my jet pack
And when I fight myself that’s a temporary setback
I be looking for a girl to whom I can give the crown
Then I run into Thottiana who claim she can buss it down
Well buss it down goddamnit
And don’t do no damage
And when you get done think you can like
Make us a sammitch?
Like with like with some cheese
Some cheese and aye and some umm some some miricale whip
I don’t want any mayonnaise
Yeah I know they both, they both taste the same
But Aye can I get some uhh lettuce as well on the sand on the sandwich
Turkey
And some chicken
I got addicted to these metaphors and similes
I gotta get it need the medals for the chemistry
Lately it seems the game’s damaged I’m the remedy
What up Brandon I’m just tryna match your energy
Uh
You need a verse
I understand they recommended me
I’m the winning piece play your hand and trust you finna see
A nigga go from 0 to infinity
Whether I’m the Nero or the hero
You gone fear and you’ll remember me
And they try to diminish me
Wanna limit and finish me
They wanna be my enemy
Envy me and its tempting me
Trigger finger is finnicky
Send shots
Then take shots of the Hennessy
Niggas get popped in my vicinity
Like JF Kennedy
Got my brain damaged
So now I’m on your speakers I’m just trying not to panic
Girl you say you love me but could never seem to
manage
To practice what you preachSo when you speak Can’t understand it
So I smoke til I get high
Ima land on another planet
Til there’s ring around my eyes
Like a bandit I’m on a tangent
Then I wouldn’t recommend it
Like dammit I’m on a rant
Can’t comprehend it on the edge
Popped a Xan and it’s got me famished
I was sinking like Atlantis til second chances was granted
Ima play my cards like gambit
I’m coming harder than granite
That your mom got in the kitchen
She making your boy a sandwich
You know, I like that mayonnaise
Leave miracle whip to Brandon
Show up to your funeral
I got a two feet tie
Niggas tryna send shots
They landed two feet shy
Thought I would drown inside their wave
It’s only two feet high
I cross them up and hit the hezzy
Make your two feet slide
You know i gotta chase a bill like that roofies guy
Til I’m adding up the digits like a 2, 3, 5
Baby girl you know I need you like a suit needs tie
Nigga who the greatest rapper I’ll let you decide
SK

Uh I got my jet pack jet fuel
Nothing feels better than having people that get you
Whatever it is, I really hope that you get through
You’re beautiful, the opposite of what you’ve been through
My mother told me the reach for the sky
You never know what happens
If you never try
So I go online trying to be a college guy
But when I applied
I got access denied
Hot damn
Why admissions wanna shoot me down?
I guess cause my GPA didn’t make a sound
I just wanted to go out and smash the city
Is it my fault that I thought A&T stood for ass and titties?
Ass and titties
Ass and titties
Damn you got an ass girl! and you got titties!
Wake up in the morning Apex legends on my mind
Up mountains I will climb down slopes I will slide
I’m using Pathfinder even though he’s not my kind
But to escape all these problems I could use a zip line
OK make way for the toothpick guy
I’ll admit, it sounds better than the toothless guy
I just built up my courage and I jumped off the porch
Not counting the fact it’s only 2 feet high
I tell you now if you’re gay I’m only 2 feet shy
I got a job interview in wore a 2 feet tie
I walked in with two shoes like any 2 feet guy
I got the job and lost the job I gave a 2 feet try
I’m talking vivid but my vision’s with the misfits right now
Call the pickles need to talk to Dr. Lipschitz Right now
He said “Brandon you need to take your meds you need to calm down”
I sprinkled deemz into my bowl right now I cannot come down
And when I think happy thoughts that’s how I activate my jet pack
And when I fight myself that’s a temporary setback
I be looking for a girl to whom I can give the crown
Then I run into Thottiana who claim she can buss it down
Well buss it down goddamnit
And don’t do no damage
And when you get done think you can like
Make us a sammitch?
Like with like with some cheese
Some cheese and aye and some umm some some miricale whip
I don’t want any mayonnaise
Yeah I know they both, they both taste the same
But Aye can I get some uhh lettuce as well on the sand on the sandwich
Turkey
And some chicken
I got addicted to these metaphors and similes
I gotta get it need the medals for the chemistry
Lately it seems the game’s damaged I’m the remedy
What up Brandon I’m just tryna match your energy
Uh
You need a verse
I understand they recommended me
I’m the winning piece play your hand and trust you finna see
A nigga go from 0 to infinity
Whether I’m the Nero or the hero
You gone fear and you’ll remember me
And they try to diminish me
Wanna limit and finish me
They wanna be my enemy
Envy me and its tempting me
Trigger finger is finnicky
Send shots
Then take shots of the Hennessy
Niggas get popped in my vicinity
Like JF Kennedy
Got my brain damaged
So now I’m on your speakers I’m just trying not to panic
Girl you say you love me but could never seem to
manage
To practice what you preachSo when you speak Can’t understand it
So I smoke til I get high
Ima land on another planet
Til there’s ring around my eyes
Like a bandit I’m on a tangent
Then I wouldn’t recommend it
Like dammit I’m on a rant
Can’t comprehend it on the edge
Popped a Xan and it’s got me famished
I was sinking like Atlantis til second chances was granted
Ima play my cards like gambit
I’m coming harder than granite
That your mom got in the kitchen
She making your boy a sandwich
You know, I like that mayonnaise
Leave miracle whip to Brandon
Show up to your funeral
I got a two feet tie
Niggas tryna send shots
They landed two feet shy
Thought I would drown inside their wave
It’s only two feet high
I cross them up and hit the hezzy
Make your two feet slide
You know i gotta chase a bill like that roofies guy
Til I’m adding up the digits like a 2, 3, 5
Baby girl you know I need you like a suit needs tie
Nigga who the greatest rapper I’ll let you decide
SK