Jesse Dangerously, Frank Deluxe, MisterE - Value Village Idiots Lyrics

As far as falling prey to corporate manipulation
And the joke is
When he awoke his
Whole body was covered in Coke fizz
And the joke is
When he awoke his
Whole body was covered in Coke fizz

Put er there pal
I'm a buddy movie
No sudden movements.
Keep the money moving
I'm the ugly truth in shorts discussed by sports fans
And FORTRAN coders in a forum on 4chan
Gross! Go get a hobby that's not harassing
Your obnoxious reaction's obviously a bad thing
God damn it to Heck
All hands on deck when the jam's in effect
Rattle your castanets and cast your nets but no you can't interject
How did this power get overshadowed by cowardice
Take it outside like planned internet outages
Thousands is conservative when estimating my net worth
Unless, that is, you tally up my debt first
oof
Am I a goof like Shia Leboeuf when he lies in the news
Or am I like Schaffer, never shy in the booth when he rhymes in the nude
Lion's tooth
Bear claw
Elephant tusk
Tell me who the Hell i can trust
And don't say Elon Musk

And the joke is
When he awoke his
Whole body was covered in coke fizz
And the joke is
When he awoke his
Whole body was covered in coke fizz

Bon temps, been on top
Fresher than ever
Now that's what I call non-stop pressure
Can't won't don't let the people down
Peaks soar, valleys deepen
I never even out
No fair trade
Gotta wear shades, my future's furtive
My past imperfect
Forget my name just ask the nurses
I am a nervous wreck that masks their urges
And next thing you know I've graduated to mass murder
Backburner's in the building acting strange
You're not one of us, you don't have the range
You're a Coleman stove with propane
A no-name that no-one knows
Throat going green from your gold chain
In your old age

Nana nana nana
Nana nana nana
Nana nana nana
Nana nana nana

And the joke is
When he awoke his
Whole body was covered in coke fizz
And the joke is
When he awoke his
Whole body was covered in coke fizz

It's Uncle Frank, It's Doctor D
He's rocking flows like pistons
All these wack ass rappers swear to God they just production victims
I pick words up and twist 'em
Fuck feelings up and miss them
Obstruct the readings of you if you striving to un-mix them
Hooked in betwixt em
Where we stand and where we ball
Where we thrive if we approximate the basic wherewithal
Biochemical electric signify the rise and fall
Every night we cry and call out
To the why we find ourselves in thrall
Tall; all my guys be giants
Forget your self reliance
When you're blinded with the science
Defiant, Steve Rogers
Catchin' hands like Russell Martin
Step into a world that MAGA chuds don't want no fuckin' part in

There have already been a number of American recording companes poking their noses around Halifax looking for another Sloan
It should change the way music is made around here
Some day, the band's name will take its place alongside other Nova Scotian musical stars like
Rita McNeil, Anne Murray, and the Rankin Family

Holy Christ, you know what I'm talkin' about
We'll play an open mic in Dartmouth at O'Toole's

As far as falling prey to corporate manipulation
I think that these guys have enough attitude to avoid that