James Bernard Guiltinan, Solid Savage - Wrigley Field Lyrics

So now you know. i call Shady 8-ball
After all is said and done, he's the one who stands tall
It's a fact. West Coast was once only black
But i'm a Mick. and don't forget Mack
With Scottish blood, Sir Spit-a-lot is Lancelot
I'm a bit shy, but i drive-by and cam-a-lot
An 8-ball's got a little white with black-a-lot
Who else-we-got? let's hope they dance-a-lot
Google it. Conejo means rabbit in Spanish
If you ask Merlin, he'll tell you Arthur is Cornish
I know where the castle's at. and chill with the next at bat
If things go further south he can wear Robbin's hat
A Charlie Brown brother from my other big town
MGK is just the next, talented clown
So flyover low, say hello to HiJack
Taking on East Coast won't be, crazy crack

Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces
Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces
Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces

Just kidding, golden dome, then watch for Troy Tower
Southwest, Lollapalooza, flaps down, slower
On the way to L.A., buzz caesar's palace
Hello, room service? tanq in a chalice
I'm Gilligan again. enjoy your juice and gin
The castle's got a moat. i better board a boat
Free room and board, is a bit bizarre
And Avalon's got, no use for a car
And no need, for a torch or a shield
For a druid's night hike we'll jog to Wrigley Field
If i hold hands with a diva and go on a hike
Don't tell me i deserve a hard time on a mic
My father a salesman. forever second daddy
Tapped into pure love. and i'll even be a caddy
Zero to farm team hero. volunteer king
Friends with all the honeys. one day a ring

No phone calls. and no email
If you have something to say, vacay and set sail
No phone calls. and no email
If you have something to say, vacay and set sail

Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces
Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces
Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces

Camelot will also own a beach and hotel
I'll invite everyone, if I know their face well
Seats for kings and queens and from each
Continent one knight
Having two godfathers, to keep it all right
To those who don't believe in a servant king
Not to mention the ones who didn't own a thing
Rapture is backwards. tables are flipped
Once upon a time, all their stans were whipped

Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces
Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces
Can't throw a curve. got no laces
Devil stand down or you might just need braces