Jack Parow - Last Laugh Lyrics

I grew up never being that fokken cool, I grew up fokken being bullied at school
I grew up always being shit out of luck, I grew up tied up, trying to get unstuck
I was a fokken nerd fokken most of my life, playing TV games alone at home every night
Too many pimples, too overweight, no cute dimples, nose not quite straight

Small fokken house on the wrong side of town, never ever up, mostly fokken down
No fancy labels, no nice swimming pool, no mom in a Beamer to pick me up from school
Took all the punches but never got the girl, only cash and carry lunches and allergy pills
The boy with the middle path, middle class life, the boy on the edge of a sharp fokken knife

(Make way for Jack Parow) Who's got the last laugh
(Make way for Jack Parow) Move like a giraffe
(Make way for Jack Parow) This is for the losers
(Make way for Jack Parow) Fuck all the cool kids, fuck all the cool kids, fuck all the, fuck all the fuck all the cool kids

Girls never really gave me two fokken looks, I never really looked like those ous in the books
More Horatio Caine than Brad fokken Pitt, less Pat Lambie a little more John Smit
Everyone had Nikes, I had no name skoene, everyone had bikes, I drove a fokken scooter
I had peanut butter, no fokken Nutella, my first fokken car was a peach Ford Sierra

Peroxide in my hair, it came out yellow, everyone had Cote' Or I had marshmallows
I was always picked last at Physical Ed, I once got held down and fed stale bread
Life of embarrassment, torment and dread, by the end of high school I was half fokken dead
Stayed away from cool kids, made friends with my penance
Spent every night writing lyrics instead

(Make way for Jack Parow) Who's got the last laugh
(Make way for Jack Parow) Move like a giraffe
(Make way for Jack Parow) This is for the losers
(Make way for Jack Parow) Fuck all the cool kids, fuck all the cool kids, fuck all the, fuck all the fuck all the cool kids

So luckily I grew up, threw up, and forgot, listened to Wu-Tang, EASY and big Snoop Dogg
Everything slowly got less confusing, I found all my friends in fokken rap music
Slowly but surely I lifted from the ash, I found my inspiration in brandy and hash
So I fokken grew up, fokken drew up some raps
Starting wearing a vest and a long fokken cap

Rose to the top, the next fokken level, left the fokken punches for the bass and the treble
The kak for the lekker, the pain for the fun, now when I step on stage the kinders go klam
No more bullies, no more shame, no more teasing I'm kak fokken main
So this is for the poes who beat me up elke dag, enjoy your fokken life, Parow's got the last lag

(Make way for Jack Parow) Who's got the last laugh
(Make way for Jack Parow) Move like a giraffe
(Make way for Jack Parow) This is for the losers
(Make way for Jack Parow) Fuck all the cool kids, fuck all the cool kids, fuck all the, fuck all the fuck all the cool kids