IDK, Slick Rick - Hey Auntie Lyrics

Hey auntie
A perfect family, a perfect example of love (hey auntie)
Is probably something that I've never felt
But if I had the opportunity to experience it
Uh, what would it be like?
Probably somethin' like

Mama cookin' breakfast in the morning
With a smile on her face like, "Good morning, baby"
Dad readin' a newspaper (paper)
Haircut attempt taper (taper)
Now it's time for eatin'
Hashbrowns and sausages, learnin' a little vegan
Talk for thirty minutes, my lunch packed when I'm leavin'
Lunchables the flex, I fist-pump like, "Yes"
Capri-sun got me lookin' like I'm sayin' cheese
'Cause the smile is all they want from me
They don't really care what I become or be
As long as I live happily while livin' comfortably
No hangin' with thugs or livin' reckless
Love was in the movie, my mama the one directin'
Never needin' a whoopin' but always gettin' the message
Wishin' we got to bond but instead, I got

Broken toys
Artificial joy
Don't blow the whistle
Don't blow the whistle
Everything, everything, everything you
Yeah, I wouldn't be me if it wasn't for you
Ha-ha, ha-ha, yeah, the joke's on you
Ha-ha, ha-ha, yeah, the joke's on you
Hey auntie

Mama cookin' breakfast in the morning (hey auntie)
With a smile on her face like, "Good morning, baby"
Dad readin' a newspaper (hey auntie)
Haircut attempt taper
Now it's time for eatin' (hey auntie)
Hashbrowns and sausages, everything is vegan
Talk for thirty minutes, lunch packed when I'm leavin' (hey auntie)
Lunchables the flex, I fist-pump like, "Yes"
Sunny-d got me lookin' like I'm sayin' cheese (hey auntie)
A smile is all they want from me
They don't really care what I become or be (hey auntie)
As long as I live happily while livin' comfortably
No hangin' with thugs or livin' reckless (hey auntie)
Love was in this movie, my auntie the one directin'
Never felt this feelin' and now I'm feelin' neglected (hey auntie)
Wishin' we got to bond but instead, I got molest-
A message
Maybe bein' hurt so much will send a couple blessings
Maybe I could learn from all the pain and get a lesson
I hope that all this pain'll start the lesson
I been holdin' this shit inside too long, like one right's two wrongs
The road of healin', stuck in rush hour like I'm Soo-Yung
A man sayin' how he feel make him feel like Mulan
A bitch in a man's clothes, guess that's what I stand for

Broken toys
Artificial joy
Don't blow the whistle
Don't blow the whistle
Everything, everything, everything you
Yeah, I wouldn't be me if it wasn't for you
Ha-ha, ha-ha, yeah, the joke's on you
Ha-ha, ha-ha, yeah, the joke's on you

Hey auntie
Hey auntie
Hey auntie
Hey auntie

Outside, seven years old, wants to know me like
Rage on Steve Harvey show, guess I'm Romeo (hey auntie)
Though cross-eyed, cockney when I phrase (hey auntie)
Looks somewhere, comes socks me in my face
Eyes crossed, made fun of us, son of a (hey auntie)
Upstairs promptly, run me, auntie
Who tongue-lashed kid about laugh (hey auntie)
With your fingers out, big girl strikes me, likes me

Loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
Loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me
Loves me, loves me