Hoff - Christmas In Quarantine (The Corona Covid-19 Christmas Song) Lyrics

Bartender i need another beer,
It's a different most wonderful time of the year,
Not even Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is strolling around,
And we're dealing with another frustrating lockdown,
No Meli Kalikimaka yeah this can't be right
Borders closed, pcr and they canceled our flight
Santa's not coming to town, he's nowhere to be seen
Stuck at the north pole with Covid-19
Hand me some tequila and a lime,
Eggnog won't do it this time,
I have to drink as much as Charlie Sheen,
To make it through Christmas in Quarantine
Remember babe, Last Christmas, i gave you my heart
And now there's only toilet paper in our shopping cart,
When I'm on the scale I can't even see my toes,
After 12 days of Christmas and 2-for-1 at Dominos,
Hand me the whiskey bottle one more time,
I lost my job and I'm on my last dime,
And even though Charlie is now clean,
I need this stuff to go through Christmas in Quarantine,
Now all the shops are closed and I'm running out of booze,
But then i've heard a Christmas miracle on the evening news,
The vaccine is coming closer and soon corona will be gone,
So we can go nuts again with our family on Christmas eve in 21,
No more tequila let's slow juice all the lime,
I need to head back to my local gym big time,
I only have 12 more months to go
'Til I need to look hot again under the mistletoe

Bartender i need another beer,
It's a different most wonderful time of the year,
Not even Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is strolling around,
And we're dealing with another frustrating lockdown,
No Meli Kalikimaka yeah this can't be right
Borders closed, pcr and they canceled our flight
Santa's not coming to town, he's nowhere to be seen
Stuck at the north pole with Covid-19
Hand me some tequila and a lime,
Eggnog won't do it this time,
I have to drink as much as Charlie Sheen,
To make it through Christmas in Quarantine
Remember babe, Last Christmas, i gave you my heart
And now there's only toilet paper in our shopping cart,
When I'm on the scale I can't even see my toes,
After 12 days of Christmas and 2-for-1 at Dominos,
Hand me the whiskey bottle one more time,
I lost my job and I'm on my last dime,
And even though Charlie is now clean,
I need this stuff to go through Christmas in Quarantine,
Now all the shops are closed and I'm running out of booze,
But then i've heard a Christmas miracle on the evening news,
The vaccine is coming closer and soon corona will be gone,
So we can go nuts again with our family on Christmas eve in 21,
No more tequila let's slow juice all the lime,
I need to head back to my local gym big time,
I only have 12 more months to go
'Til I need to look hot again under the mistletoe