Haysi Fantayzee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy Lyrics

Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Showdown

Take me away
He's as big as a ranch
Take me away
He's as tough as they come
(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)
Take me away
He's so long
Take me away
You know he's never wrong
(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)

He stands so high
It's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that God is with him
'Cause he is right, Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

John Wayne in lovers lane
Making whoopee with his squaw
But his bullet starts a-gettin' in the way
It's making his life a bore
So she says to him
Take off that thing
It's getting right between us
Now listen, honey
I can't do that, no even for you, my sweetness
Now Big John
If that's a fact, then how d'you propose we do our act?
If that's the way it's gonna be, get the hell out of my tepee

Now speckled hen
Just stop your squawkin'
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why

He stands so high
It's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that God is with him
'Cause he is right, Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

You wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
You wonderin' why he stands so high
Just the space between him and the sky
You wonderin' why he stands so high
Just the space between him and the sky
You wonderin' why he stands so high
Just the space between him and that sky

Take me away
John Wayne is Big Leggy
Take me away
John Wayne is Big Leggy
Take me away
John Wayne is Big Leggy
Take me away
John Wayne

He stands so high
It's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that God is with him
'Cause he is right, Big Leggy lives
J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Shotgun, gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
Okay, yeah, showdown
Showdown
Showdown