Hawksley Workman - Fatty Wants to Dance Lyrics

Fatty wants to dance|I'm getting ready|Squeezing shampoo|I'm sick and tired of staying inside|With nothing really fun to do||So I queue up at the door|The club is pumping tight|The bouncers take one look at me and laugh and say|'Well you ain't dancing tonight'||Fatty wants to dance|But he can't fit his ass into those pants||I want to shake it|In exotic places|I want private jets landing in Charles de Gauile|And limos to the Champs-Elysees|I want to tear it off|Start a revolution|Dance so hard that I change the earth's course|Shake up history