Good Clean Fun - The MySpace Song Lyrics

Paula came from DC
She was a whole lot like me,
She grew up on Star Wars
We went to shows in the park
Professed our love in the dark
Roadtrips and hardcore
It was according to plan
We were like Lloyd Dobbler and Diane Cort
Two hearts in the same place
Then you know what she did
She met an Internet kid
They fell in love on MySpace

I know that websites don't kill
But sometimes they will
Sometimes they will break hearts
I know that I'm an adult
But Tom it's your fault
You created a monster

Dave didn't know what to do
Yeah he was Tom's victim too
Sheila left him last week
Now he is all doom and gloom
He won't come out of his room
The Neighbors hear Morrissey
Heartbreak has its appeal
I know how emo kids feel
But that is not for me
I wrote one sad quiet song
And we can all sing along
But we will stay posi

Now he sits in the darkness as events reoccur
She sits in the light of the monitor
And he knows he's lost her by her demeanor
Internet grass is always greener