Good Clean Fun - It's Fun to Be a Vampire... Lyrics

The wind blew the torrent of darkness
Through the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon
Tossed upon cloudy seas

And on that night I met my master
Fiery eyes and skin of alabaster
I was so full of innocence
Drawn to the shadow of my dark prince

I offered my neck to the bite of death
And sucked the blood of life from his wrists
From that day I was one with the night
Spawned by darkness and free from the light

Michael, mom said come down for dinner!
What, I can't right now I'm working on the recording for my Myspace profile!
What are you doing?
Get out!
What are you going to do about it Michael?
Get out of my room, mom said respect my space Derek!
You're such a little dork.
Get out, get out, get out!
So anyways

Immortal now
I walk the earth
Since the night
Of my rebirth

I slip the reportorial bounds of breath
And fed on the life of those I kiss

What the hell? Derek, I thought I told you... it's coming from the window...
Michael.. Michael.. open the window...
What... who are you?
Open the window
Must open the window
Be one of us Michael