Ah, the ultimate love story with a twist—devotion that outlasts even the heartbeat! In this tear-jerker, our hero clings to a love so enduring that not even decades of absence can shake it. He keeps her letters, underlines her "I love yous," and hangs onto her photo like a high school crush. The plot twist? He only stops loving her when he stops breathing. That's right, folks: it took death to part him from his undying affection. So next time you think you're over your ex, ask yourself: am I really, or do I just need a wreath on my door?
