Funkdoobiest - Doobie to the Head Lyrics

You got the peace pipe? Check!
How bout the tomahawk? check!
The bow and arrows? Check!
How bout your saddle? yo check!

Well it's the high plains seeker
The funk for your speaker eureka!
It's the kid straight from Boricua

We tha the tribe-ill funksters
Go rocking for the youngsters
I'll shank your head hunter
Then put him in the dumpster

T starts the massacre from here to Nebraska
Cut your body parts
Send them shit's to Alaska
Pow-wow funk, for your trunk, punk
If you steps to the Son
You gets the Tomahawk Dump

Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie

So Who gets creative? The
Puerto Rican natives!
Some say I'm the greatest
Cos I'll rock the latest
Funk for your tribal, it's all about survival
I'll stifle a punk if he steps for his rifle

T's got the Tomahawk
Some say we're slamming y'all
Hard like the cannon ball
Know I'll be standing tall watch out
I scalped ya - nobody's gonna help ya
Off to kill a cowboy, let me show you how to

I wait and I'll pick 'em, I'll shank 'em
Stick 'em
Victim, I'm done, so now I'm back to kickin'
The funk for your earlobe think I'm a weirdo?
I'm the real raging bull, so fuck De Niro

Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie

I'm the ill funk Indian
I may smoke a Philly and
People say I'm brilliant son's the comedian
Takin out ya deputies punk ain't
No friend to me
Enemies, ain't got the best of
Me check and see

Tribal Funk for ya, it's not about the
Ralph M, The Mexican, the Aztec Warrior
I'm 'bout to spear-chuck ya
You better be a ducker
Sucka, know that I'm flava like Smuckers!

Hit from the peace pipe
T-funk is the main type
I'll do a rain dance and rock
The shit that's real hype
Cos there ain't nothin like a doobie
(To the head, that is)

Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie to the head
Ain't nothin' like a Doobie