Freshy Kanal - Alexander Hamilton Vs. Luke Skywalker Lyrics

How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise
Damn right, you're quite the high talker, Skywalker
But I'll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!
Scattered in your tattered robes while I'm ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he's the shit and that he's hit with what he's dissed, sir
I know our family's are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens

We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin
This battle - man, I'm owning it! The Force - man, I'm honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's
Quite hopeless, prick
Your only motivation's to be famous? Shit
I'll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's
No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!
I'm decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We're not equals, I'm the USA prequel
And that's something my fans would never forget
You're Disney's bitch, I'm the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama
Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!

You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You're the AP US History version of Gossip Girl
You still piss in a pot, I've got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?
So let's wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass
I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You're picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president
Your history's a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
This lawyers' 'legacy's' confined to lift unlawful dresses
Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don't need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave