Flight of the Conchords - The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room Lyrics

Yeah
Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the.. room
In the whole wide room

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top 3
Good-looking girls on the street
Yeah, depending on the street

And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought "What is she doing.. at my mate's place?
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave!
Ooh, you're a legend, Dave"

I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I say "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm going to do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low
Here we go

You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60's
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves, I do my dance moves
Both of my dance moves!

It's 12:02, just me and you
And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor
I draw you near, let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab
And I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab
Oooh
Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house
We can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow, no, yeah

'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high class prostitute
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part-time model
Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me

And the rest of the time doing your normal job

My place is usually tidier than this