Fake Zappa - Thank You President Donald Trump (Ray Boltz Parody) Lyrics

We voted democratic, and my country fell apart
Thought he would fix this mess, but he wasn't quite as smart
I prayed that God would help him, until my knees were sore
Heard a dozen speeches, but they were such a bore
I was hoping we'd have a man of God, to stand for the truth
But there weren't many choices, in my voting booth
Maybe we need a businessman, and not another politician
We need a man with a plan, we needed a man with a mission
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that is saved
Thank you president Donald Trump - I am so glad you came
When he won the primaries, I felt a woosh of hope
Gave me the strength to face my day, and so that we could cope
With a land that's deep in sin, we've got a lot to do
To bring us back to how great we were, like in 1952
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that is saved
Thank you president Donald Trump - I am so glad you came
Then came November, and I couldn't believe my eyes
The USA turned mostly red, a republican surprise
The heavens nearly opened and I thought I heard a voice
It said, "son, I am pleased with you, for great was your choice"
When it comes to politics, I'm not supposed to cry
But when I saw Trump's victory there was a tear in my eye
And when he won the second term, all those votes were so ignored
I stormed the capital with my guns so great is my reward
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that is saved
Thank you president Donald Trump - I am so glad you came
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that's enraged
Thank you president Donald Trump - for this war that you waged

We voted democratic, and my country fell apart
Thought he would fix this mess, but he wasn't quite as smart
I prayed that God would help him, until my knees were sore
Heard a dozen speeches, but they were such a bore
I was hoping we'd have a man of God, to stand for the truth
But there weren't many choices, in my voting booth
Maybe we need a businessman, and not another politician
We need a man with a plan, we needed a man with a mission
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that is saved
Thank you president Donald Trump - I am so glad you came
When he won the primaries, I felt a woosh of hope
Gave me the strength to face my day, and so that we could cope
With a land that's deep in sin, we've got a lot to do
To bring us back to how great we were, like in 1952
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that is saved
Thank you president Donald Trump - I am so glad you came
Then came November, and I couldn't believe my eyes
The USA turned mostly red, a republican surprise
The heavens nearly opened and I thought I heard a voice
It said, "son, I am pleased with you, for great was your choice"
When it comes to politics, I'm not supposed to cry
But when I saw Trump's victory there was a tear in my eye
And when he won the second term, all those votes were so ignored
I stormed the capital with my guns so great is my reward
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that is saved
Thank you president Donald Trump - I am so glad you came
Thank you president Donald Trump - we are a nation that's enraged
Thank you president Donald Trump - for this war that you waged