Fake Zappa - Stoned Uber Driver Lyrics

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Stoned Uber driver can you take me where I'm going?
Stoned Uber driver can you take me there right now?
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Stoned Uber driver do you see me standing there?
Stoned Uber driver can you see me through the smoke and hair
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Stoned Uber driver, can you share a hit with me?
Stoned Uber driver, can you turn here at this street?
Let's stop and get some tacos and I'll give you a big treat

Stoned Uber driver, you make me feel at peace
Stoned Uber driver, make sure you dodge the police
We just ran out of churros, and we need more soda please

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