Fake Zappa - Santa Bear Lyrics

Oh wo wo wo wo
Wo wo wo wo
Once I fell for a shopping mall santa
With the white long curly hair
And a white long curly beard
And it was real
I stood in line for two long hours
Then he said I was much too old
To sit on his lap
But I could at home
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I like you
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I like you
Once I dated a shopping mall santa
With a big red and white suit
And what looked like pillows too
But it was real
I went to his cabin in North Pole Alaska
And it was decked with holiday cheer
And I got to sit on his lap
And tell him what I want
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I love you
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I love you
Santa Bear oh Santa Bear
Wo wo wo wo
Wo wo wo wo wooooooooooooo
Santa Bear oh Santa Bear

Oh wo wo wo wo
Wo wo wo wo
Once I fell for a shopping mall santa
With the white long curly hair
And a white long curly beard
And it was real
I stood in line for two long hours
Then he said I was much too old
To sit on his lap
But I could at home
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I like you
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I like you
Once I dated a shopping mall santa
With a big red and white suit
And what looked like pillows too
But it was real
I went to his cabin in North Pole Alaska
And it was decked with holiday cheer
And I got to sit on his lap
And tell him what I want
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I love you
Oh Santa Bear
Oh how I want you
Santa Bear
Oh how I love you
Santa Bear oh Santa Bear
Wo wo wo wo
Wo wo wo wo wooooooooooooo
Santa Bear oh Santa Bear