Fake Zappa - I Talk To My Cat (King Crimson Parody) Lyrics

Said the bachelor, to the house cat, are you hungry?
I've got cat treats, I've got tuna, what do you want to eat?
I talk to my cat, all my words she understands
I talk to my cat, my cat is right there, the cat does not care
She's on the outside, looking inside, so I let her in
She's on the inside, meowing outside, so I let her out again
I give her dry food, and daly water, but she wears a frown
She cries for wet food, I give her canned food, I water it down
I talk to my cat, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
All my words she understands, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I talk to my cat, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
My cat is right there, the cat does not care, meow