Fake Zappa - Despairadise Lyrics

I saw a walking stick walking
At a bus station in Ithaca
A goose was let loose in the morning traffic
Getting revenge from a moth that got lost
In a veterinary shirt
I took a credit card ketchup blind
Whistle stew stomach flu
A crown on his tooth took a little vacation
Barber shops in the zoo
For the kangaroo soup
Floating upstream to Carolina Cream
Standing in a boat made for two
Happiness happens but I can't see
The lavender shoe
Despairadise naughty and nice
Despairadise chicken and rice for dessert
Feeling OK feeling hurt
Despairadise sugar and spice made of dirt
I saw the sleeping pills sleeping
On a silver dollar dynamite
Slick Sammy Three-Tone wore a polka-dot bow tie
Cobblestones made of bees
In a cream puff sneeze
I heard a talking drum talking
In a bobeche in Utica
Skeleton keys in the morning market
Pillow case corduroy
In electric bell soup
Rising from blue in Galaxy Glue
Fraudulent and feigned is the dream
Guided red goats in silver sequined soaps
Jumped in the sea
Despairadise naughty and nice
Despairadise chicken and rice for dessert
Feeling OK feeling hurt
Despairadise sugar and spice made of dirt
Of dirt

I saw a walking stick walking
At a bus station in Ithaca
A goose was let loose in the morning traffic
Getting revenge from a moth that got lost
In a veterinary shirt
I took a credit card ketchup blind
Whistle stew stomach flu
A crown on his tooth took a little vacation
Barber shops in the zoo
For the kangaroo soup
Floating upstream to Carolina Cream
Standing in a boat made for two
Happiness happens but I can't see
The lavender shoe
Despairadise naughty and nice
Despairadise chicken and rice for dessert
Feeling OK feeling hurt
Despairadise sugar and spice made of dirt
I saw the sleeping pills sleeping
On a silver dollar dynamite
Slick Sammy Three-Tone wore a polka-dot bow tie
Cobblestones made of bees
In a cream puff sneeze
I heard a talking drum talking
In a bobeche in Utica
Skeleton keys in the morning market
Pillow case corduroy
In electric bell soup
Rising from blue in Galaxy Glue
Fraudulent and feigned is the dream
Guided red goats in silver sequined soaps
Jumped in the sea
Despairadise naughty and nice
Despairadise chicken and rice for dessert
Feeling OK feeling hurt
Despairadise sugar and spice made of dirt
Of dirt