Eminem - So Bad Lyrics

Yeah, haha
You feel that, baby?
Yeah, I feel it too
Damn (I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad)
You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together
See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was am I?
(And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again)

I'm the American dream
I'm the definition of white trash balling
I'm right back on 'em with the, "Err-chick-err, chicka-chick"
I can't call it
Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass, darlin'
Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin
What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend?
Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin
You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again
Now, it all started with my father
I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama
I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama
Keep my entourage with me, baby, and make a promise
There ain't nobody as bomb as me
I'm as calm as the breeze, I'm the bees knees
His legs and his arms
I'm a superstar, girl, I'm ready for you, mama
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I'll kiss your navel
Work my way down, baby, you can lay down on the table
But you may wanna find something more stable
I told you I ain't fooling from the gate
This ain't the first day of April
But thank you for stayin', April
I'ma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's
Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy face, please
Initiate phase three, missy now service me
Take another shot of Jäger, shake it so nervously
Take your time, baby, ooh, you're the bomb, baby
Ooh, you're doing that even better than your mom, lady
I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen, now, did you?
Relax woman, you know that I'm only kiddin' with you
Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit you
I think you're finally startin' to get the picture, I'm just

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so
Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evenin', I gotta go
'Cause I'm onto the next girl
And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh

I got you caught up in the rapture
Make you recapture the feelings you had
For your last boyfriend before he slapped ya
You never wanted someone so bad, you're sweatin'
But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?
Girl, don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic
Don't try to fight the feelin' of somethin' that's so organic
You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get the cam-cordin'
Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin
I was bound to work a number on your back
And throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blinded, you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup
So stop with the snoring, pick your pint up
Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going
No one'll knock 'cause I'ma hang a sign up sayin', "Don't Disturb"
Shorty I'm so superb
I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so
Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evenin', I gotta go
'Cause I'm onto the next girl
And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh (yeah)

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad
I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had (Dr. Dre)
'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me (2010)
And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again (light years ahead of you)
Woo