Dustin Warbear - Unfortunate Lyrics

Now if your life has been a series of
Events that got you feeling like you've been unfortunate
Remember days could be darker, life could get harder
You could be homeless living helpless with no power
Dreadful, melancholy, and calamitous
A word which in this case refers to two preceding it
Look away, look away cause this isn't funny
Living life afraid like Violet, Clause, and baby Sunny

Baudalaires so sincere always laying low
At the beach enter stage right Mr. Poe
Got some bad news break it to them real slow
Been an accident please come with me gotta go
Fire decimated both your parents
Set ablaze it desecrated
Your entire mansion
Not a trace left, devastation
It's suspected arson launch a full investigation
Deeply sympathetic but we need cooperation
Come and crash at my pad for the night
Executor I gotta sort out the estate
Gonna make sure that the paperwork is done right
Before I take you to your nearest relative's place
Hes an actor named Count Olaf
Quite a pompous show off
Leader of a troop full of freaks look like tweaks that been living under bridges, grimy and suspicious
It's regrettable but this is where our road stops
The C is for conniving just another word for con
The O is for he's obviously in oblivion
U is for unanimously hated far and wide
N is for notoriously one real shady guy
T is for tremendously too terrible to factor how one man can become such a greedy Grimy prime detractor
Treat the trodden trio terribly from here on out and after
Hideous and honestly a putrid horrid actor
Crazy dream to get his hands upon their fortune
Brilliant scheme in a play with Violet he be courting
Justice Strauss had got the part I think that there is more than
Coincidence, a judge to play a judge should've been warning
I guess it wasn't though, no one even said a thing
As Olaf dragged her down the aisle produced a wedding ring
The Justice said her lines that she had been long practicing
Legal union, violet ruined, no one knew a thing
But this scene is far from over
Thought nobody know your
Evil scheme was happening but it's come to a closure
Foiled your plans with a left hand
You will never get this fortune

Now if your life has been a series of
Events that got you feeling like you been unfortunate
Remember days could get darker, life could be harder
You could be homeless living helpless with no power
Dreadful, melancholy, and calamitous
A word which in this case refers to two preceding it
Look away, look away cause this isn't funny
Living life afraid like Violet, Clause, and baby Sunny

So any time that life has got you feeling down, on the ground, like you can no longer take it, lost and found
Just remember how these orphans were tortured and hunted down
By relentless evil, only hoping they would burn or drown