Dry Cleaning - New Long Leg Lyrics

You are
No
You are
Let me see your knees
Peas rolling

A useless long leg

Are you taking a photo
Or drinking a bottle of water?
You're a spoon pal, you are

Doo-doo-doo
Don't remember anyone, sorry
Doo-doo-doo
I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this

A useless long leg

Will there be a hairdryer in my stateroom
Or should I bring one?
What about shampoo?
Will we be able to have laundry done on the ship?
And what are the prices?
Are there some kind of reverse platform shoes
That make you go into the ground more
And make you reach a lower level?
Never mind
Would you choose a dentist
With a messy back garden like that?
I don't think so

Doo-doo-doo
Don't remember anyone
I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this

A useless long leg

Sunburnt chin
A raw, drawn-on eyebrow

You are
No
You are

A useless long leg

You are

Doo-doo-doo
Don't remember anyone, sorry
Doo-doo-doo
I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this

A useless long leg

This new bloody big problem
No more shared Sunday
This absolutely huge fuck up