Desmond and the Tutus - Saggy Bottom Speedo Swimmer Lyrics

When he walked out of the locker room
Well, the boy laughed at him
He didn't care though
He was there to swim

When he walked passed the grand-fare
The girls all made fun of him
He didn't care though
He was there to win

You see, he lost his baggies in the sea
And his mom wouldn't buy him new ones
She said you must learn to look after you stuff
But everyone's laughing at his two buns

Well, the boys in their cool baggies
Laugh at him and his crap Speedo
He had to borrow one from his dad
And it didn't really fit him neato

They call him
Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
They call him
Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
They call him
Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer

Now he swum as hard as he could have swum
When he heart that single shot
Praying aloud to like, three different gods
That the drawstring hold up his hammock

Now what the half-end boys didn't realise
That he was a lot more streamlined
Not only did he win that little race
But he beat his personal best time

So a
Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
Became a
Saggy bottom Speedo winner

Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
Became a
Saggy bottom Speedo winner

Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
Be a saggy bottom speedo winner

Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
Be a saggy bottom speedo winner

Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
Be a saggy bottom speedo winner

Saggy bottom Speedo swimmer
And you could be a winner