Deb Cavanaugh - New Age Guy Lyrics

I was walking down the street just the other day
When I met up with a man who was walking my way
He said, "I can see your aura. I can read your chi"
Hey, hey baby, come along with me
I'm not like any other ordinary man
I'll fix you up, you'll be spic and span
I'm a New Age Guy
Yes, I'm a New Age Guy

He took me by surprise, I had to catch my breath
Don't want to think about rebirthing until after my death
Don't want to rearrange my rooms according to Feng Shui
Or rearrange my life by what the psychics say
He said, "Hey, hey baby, come along with me"
I'm gonna show you all about aromatherapy, cause
I'm a New Age Guy
Yes, I'm a New Age Guy

Well, he's got all the moves, he says he's in the groove
What does he think that he's got to lose
He can walk the walk and he can talk the talk
So why do I feel like I'm being stalked
By this New Age Guy
Yes, he's a New Age Guy

Well, I noticed that he never even asked about my sign
How could he be certain that our paths would be aligned
I looked at him and wondered, is his head on straight
As he ranted on and on about our Karmic fate
You know something about him just didn't jive
Our potential pairing's gonna take a cosmic dive
He's a New Age Guy
Yes, he's a New Age Guy
I don't want to date this New Age Guy