Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past Lyrics

Why are such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey
Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect, people can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love, a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all pain, happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?