Hmm
This year is gonna be different
I ain't gon let 'em destroy me and try to ruin Christmas
I gotta hit Mariah Carey or somethin', she got it poppin'
And that one song be hittin' different
All I want for Christmas is you
Maybe I ask Santa for vocals
And go door to door singin' Christmas carols
To promote the song to the Whooville locals
Somethin' viral
Somethin' to distract me from my life on a downward spiral
Maybe somethin' Christian friendly
In line with the teaching's of the modern day bible
Addictive, catchy, narcissistic, for blacks, whites and LGBTQ
Like Dave Chappelle funny so I garner support from Netflix and maybe Hulu
It's the Grinch and I'm back and I'm fuckin' it up
With eggnog Patron and drank in my cup
Propane to flame these rappers who sucks
With their hoe, hoe, hoe, hoes and the sluts
Old school flow but feels brand new
I'ma chip of the block and already paid my dues
I'ma sick son of a gun who states my views
And ain't fuckin' with bots and no mainstream news
Green, mean, pristine, outta control
Straight shooter just like a stripper I got a pole
Still up leave, no, I cannot go
Fall off? Only when I listen to J. Cole
Paid, self-made and slim thick too
I speak my mind even if it's taboo
In a world of fake where you can barely be you
You are now in tune to Grinch part two
Tik Toks in
Scroll down my feed all I ever see's twerkin'
Couple bad women on my line hit 'em in the DM's
First thing they wanna ask for is a Birkin
Gotta be a sign like Adam and Eve
When she took from the tree from the mouth of a serpent
And gave it to the man as a virgin
And as a result God's son had to carry all the burdens
On IG and it's all violations
Guidelines based off of trolls straight hatin'
Some get blocked if they say vaccination
While others get to post on the timeline naked
Only fans cakin', these simps are amazin'
Payin' for some shit you can get for free
When Pornhub'll give you ten times the content
For no fee or a fraction exclusively
Man, this shits a disaster
I was datin' this chick who was mad I wouldn't tag her
Daughter of a pastor
Who wanted to be famous and rich and climb the proverbial ladder
Showed me no love 'til I said I was a rapper
Took my time didn't even try to smash her
Went to mass and after her dad the pastor called me a bastard
I was shocked 'cause I didn't think pastors cussed
So I looked at dude and said, "What the fuck?"
Then she slapped me and he slapped her
And ironically I ended up in cuffs
Now I'm talkin' to a judge who's white as Casper
Who thinks I'm shady like Marshall Mathers
And once he asked why'd I attack her
I stand and say, "Green lives matter!"
Yeah, but back to the topic
The flow's likes a sea so sick you get nauseous
The Grinch is the name and the drip is aquatic
A Whooville gangsta, you better move cautious
I come from a place where they sleigh you
Then artistically wrap you in boxes
And the six foot drop you experience
Is down the chimney when Santa drops it
I'm highly toxic
Practically radioactive
With a slight chemical imbalance
ADHD bipolar depression manic
With high level lactic acid contracted from COVID vaxxes
From an allergic reaction I got on the fifteenth booster package
Not to mention PTSD episodes from failed Christmas interactions
See I'm the one they said ruined Christmas
But they never told you that they ruined me
What fuck did you think would happen
When you poke the bear consistently from the age of three?
I had no siblings or a family, then they put my life on TV
And Chose Jim Carey to play the part instead of choosin' me
I want my royalties, Universal call my lawyer
You're all fuckin' sick sadistic twisted misfits
This is real infringement
And I'm hopin' that you all eat shit for Christmas
My life is a movie they sold to children
Intertwined with ideals from their wicked system
Where everyone's rich off of Grinch's business
But doesn't have to deal with the criticism
So here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna make a new movie
Where I'm the star and you pay me to use me
We'll shoot it in Los Angeles, hmm, where it's super bougie
And for mainstream appeal will add unrealistic attainable booties
We'll add racial slurs to trigger blacks
And sexual ambiguity
Uh, political propaganda
Then titties for continuity
Lets get famous Tik Tokers like Charlie D and Addison Rae
And, if it's in the budget, guest appearances from
Uh, Jake Paul and Sommer Ray
Viral
Dopamine
Millions of views and attention
Anything to raise my CPM on YouTube
And increase my video time retention
Trendin' number one worldwide box office hit
Awards galore
So all the big directors sign me and I become an industry whore
And then at that point when I'm super famous and super rich
And can actually afford to go build or go buy a bitch
And the cocaine lines that I periodically sniff
Get mixed with the gin and juice that I sip
And I become a role model to millions of kids
And lead them to depths of hell in the darkest pits to benefit
And lose myself on constants trips to reality and back
Where I'm rich but I have no one I can even share it with
Viral
Like the virus
I wanna come in like a wreckin' ball like Milly Cyrus
Take trips to the White House befriend Kamala and Joe Biden
Discuss policies I think we should tighten
While I text Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg about cryptocurrency
And the meta verse then take trips to Waikiki Island
Viral, viral, viral, gimme more
I wanna be recognized by everybody at Whole Foods
And every other wretched grocery store
I wanna lose control, have multiple baby mamas
And argue mediation over child support
With gold diggers who practice takin' off condoms
And trappin' young stars like me just for sport
I wanna be an idol, worshipped by society
Who's perfect to the public but hates himself privately
who can't look in the mirror and is screamin' but quietly
And can afford to go anywhere but doesn't because anxiety
Anti-social, global, tycoon multi billion dollar CEO sex mogul
Cover of Forbes, courtside Lakers games right beside Frank Vogul
Friends with LeBron, CP3, Dwayne Wade and movie stars like Will Smith
The Rock, Angelina Jolie and if she approves Brad's Pitt
I want to be viral
Off the charts
Exponentially big enough
To cloud my black heart judgment and mind
So I can't even go and find peace within my current life
So viral that I lose my mind
So viral that I can't hide
So viral I convince myself
That the only escape is suicide
I want to be viral
At any cost
I don't care who gets hurt or the lives lost
'Cause they hurt me first
So I deserve this
I'm the victim
And everyone talks but few hear and none listen
So this Christmas
It's my turn, let me shine
You wanna be viral to
Well, well wait in line
The whole world does
Can't you see it's not just me?
I'm just the Grinch
And all I ever did wrong was be born green
