Danny Sullivan - The Perfect Candidate Lyrics

I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me
I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me
The man with the plan, the man with the plan,
The man with the plan, that's Danny! Yes, it's true!

I will do whatever you want, I will do whatever you need
Once I'm in an Oval Office, guess you have to vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me
I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me
The man with the plan, the man with the plan,
The man with the plan, that's Danny (Danny Danny)! Yes it's true

Yes it's true that I'm the one
To lead us to another war
Yes it's true that I'm the one
That's what you're votin' for
You think there's two there's only one
Just call me anything
Yes it's true there's only one
You'll fall for anything

I mean these people are so stupid, they'll fall for anything
Seriously, I'm gonna call it the HELP Bill
"The HELP Bill?"
Hello Everyone Lick my Pelotas Bill
Yeah, it will get the Mexican vote for sure

You're gonna vote for me
Or else you're gonna see
What happens when you're free
What happens when you're free

I'm the perfect candidate, vote for me
I'm the perfect candidate, vote for me
I'm the perfect candidate, vote for me
I'm the perfect candidate, vote (you will vote) for me
Or else