Danexatort - Tax Evasion Lyrics

This a collect call from Maryland Penitentiary
Press one now to accept this call
Ow
Still in debt
You have three minutes remaining on this collect call
IRS at the door, I ain't gon let 'em in
They only came to take away my Benjamins
I swallowed the money up just like some vitamins
I got some décor for the prison cell they put me in
They want my guapery, they wanna take it right off of me
To me that shit is straight robbery
Ladies' night up in the Applebee's talkin' to aunties
The IRS came up and tackled me
Me and my bread is caucasian
And I'mma go missing like my flight Malaysian
The IRS came but my ass on vacation
I been makin' fake ass money in my basement
Tried to use my T-shirts as a write-off
(It was a good idea on paper can you blame me)
They kept on calling so I cut the line off
(Damn, what they do next, bro?)
Constantly knockin' so I turned the lights off
(Man, fuck 'em)
Talkin' bout court dates so I had to dash off
(Hop in that muhcuckin' prius baybe)
Damn, I am not goin'
I cannot go because bitch it is snowin'
IRS came for me cuz I was hoein'
Shut down my Onlyfans, bitch, I am homeless
IRS came for my entire family
I didn't know that tax fraud was a felony (How was I supposed to know)
Five-to-ten years in a guarded facility
I just hope that my family comes and visits me
(They ain't commin')
IRS at the door, I ain't gon let 'em in
They only came to take away my Benjamins
I swallowed the money up just like some vitamins
I got some décor for the prison cell they put me in
They want my guapery, they wanna take it right off of me
To me that shit is straight robbery
Ladies' night up in the Applebee's talkin' to aunties
The IRS came up and tackled me
Me and my bread ain't caucasian
And I'mma go missing like my flight Malaysian
The IRS came but my ass on vacation
I been makin' fake ass money in my basement, nigga
Shouldn't have made this song
They know my W-2s are wrong
All of the inmates are really strong
The shit in between their legs really long (Shit)
Repo man ruined my holiday season
That was the brodie I'll sue em for treason
You have thirty seconds remaining on this collect call
(Woah, I still got more shit to say, hold up, wait, wai- it's too long tho)
Listen, Danexatort, we're doing our best
With the state of things, this song is basically a confession admissible in court to the numerous charges
The judge has been overruling our objections on that front so we're gonna try a different defense strategy but the song being parody was our best bet
We'll let you know if we have any updates

This a collect call from Maryland Penitentiary
Press one now to accept this call
Ow
Still in debt
You have three minutes remaining on this collect call
IRS at the door, I ain't gon let 'em in
They only came to take away my Benjamins
I swallowed the money up just like some vitamins
I got some décor for the prison cell they put me in
They want my guapery, they wanna take it right off of me
To me that shit is straight robbery
Ladies' night up in the Applebee's talkin' to aunties
The IRS came up and tackled me
Me and my bread is caucasian
And I'mma go missing like my flight Malaysian
The IRS came but my ass on vacation
I been makin' fake ass money in my basement
Tried to use my T-shirts as a write-off
(It was a good idea on paper can you blame me)
They kept on calling so I cut the line off
(Damn, what they do next, bro?)
Constantly knockin' so I turned the lights off
(Man, fuck 'em)
Talkin' bout court dates so I had to dash off
(Hop in that muhcuckin' prius baybe)
Damn, I am not goin'
I cannot go because bitch it is snowin'
IRS came for me cuz I was hoein'
Shut down my Onlyfans, bitch, I am homeless
IRS came for my entire family
I didn't know that tax fraud was a felony (How was I supposed to know)
Five-to-ten years in a guarded facility
I just hope that my family comes and visits me
(They ain't commin')
IRS at the door, I ain't gon let 'em in
They only came to take away my Benjamins
I swallowed the money up just like some vitamins
I got some décor for the prison cell they put me in
They want my guapery, they wanna take it right off of me
To me that shit is straight robbery
Ladies' night up in the Applebee's talkin' to aunties
The IRS came up and tackled me
Me and my bread ain't caucasian
And I'mma go missing like my flight Malaysian
The IRS came but my ass on vacation
I been makin' fake ass money in my basement, nigga
Shouldn't have made this song
They know my W-2s are wrong
All of the inmates are really strong
The shit in between their legs really long (Shit)
Repo man ruined my holiday season
That was the brodie I'll sue em for treason
You have thirty seconds remaining on this collect call
(Woah, I still got more shit to say, hold up, wait, wai- it's too long tho)
Listen, Danexatort, we're doing our best
With the state of things, this song is basically a confession admissible in court to the numerous charges
The judge has been overruling our objections on that front so we're gonna try a different defense strategy but the song being parody was our best bet
We'll let you know if we have any updates