Dan Reeder - skiing song Lyrics

I had pork roast for dinner
and 3 beers
now I feel like a python
who just swallowed a deer
but it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
this is supposed to be a song about skiing

But I'm not concerned
why should I be?
I've been on the radio
and I've been on TV
I've met my hero
and my hero met me
things are 'bout as good
as they're ever going to be
still it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
this is supposed to be a song about skiing

I've been over the math
a hundred times
everything comes out right
and everything rhymes
still it seems like there's something I'm not seeing
this is supposed to be a song about skiing