Chris Olsen, CJ Cruz - Second (Cousins by) Chance Lyrics

Two cousins came from nothing
Coulda been something but you
Screwed it up/screwed it up
You screwed it up/so did you
I screwed it up/screwed it up
We screwed it up!/screwed it up!

I am a failure, I'm a joke
I think I am just too woke
You are universally despised
You make the pope want to get rebaptised

Funny.

Two cousins built an empire
Then it caught fire
And we couldn't survive together
But we can't survive apart
Am I even supposed to make art?

Dude.

It's not art, it's fucking youtube
It's vlogs for 12-year-olds

Is not!
Is too...
Is not!
Is too...
Is not!
Is too...
Is not!
"Is not!"
Is not!
"Is not! Is not! Is not! Is not!"
Ugh

Why am I back here?/ I'm a 20-something, good for nothing, punching bag of my older cousin
Chained to shakespeare/and I think I'm gonna stay that way
Hopeless and out of luck/maybe it's my vice, to sit back and play nice

Now I'm stuck!/now I'm stuck!
Aw shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Oh god I hate you but I can't escape you
And we're trapped in hell together
But we know there's nothing better!
Can't be with no one else
This is the hand we're dealt!

A loner loser hypocrite
A narcissistic piece of shit
Fuck you!

Different mothers, different fathers
Thought we were brothers
But we're just cousins
Guess that means nothin'

But we can still make money...
@cousinsbychance, cousins by chance
Cousins by chance