Caveman - Buck $2.95 Lyrics

I can't remember the last time you went into a dollar store
Came out with a Buck $2.95

I'll always remember the thing you did with the handle
And the place where I can put my cigar

Cost me a lot now but it's worth it
Buck $2.95

It always creeps me out
To find out
What exactly is being said under the breath of a brittle few

It's not ironic that you wound up in this situation
It just may seem that way to you

Cost me a lot now but it's worth it
Buck $2.95